I don’t know about the rest of you, but I have most definitely hit a wall today…the Wednesday rut. So, to pick myself up I compiled the best of the best Sex and the City quotes. These things are awesome…and funny…and oh so true (most of the time)! Did I leave any of your favourites out? Let me know in the comments of you have one to add!
“I like my money where I can see it, hanging in my closet.” – Carrie
“The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you that you love, well, that’s just fabulous.” –Carrie
“I once was broken up with by a guy’s doorman: ’I’m sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won’t be coming down. Ever.'” –Miranda
“I know your friends fine. Charlotte is the brunette, Miranda is the redhead and Samantha is
trouble.” –Big
“I’ve spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live?! I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes.” – Carrie
“Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right.” – Carrie
“I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love.” – Carrie
“I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I’ll always think of him fondly. As an asshole.” – Carrie
“For your information, her ass is fat because she just had a baby! What’s your excuse?” – Samantha
“How many guys do we ever hit it off with? Very few, and even if we do, those relationships don’t last, and even if they did, men die first, so we’re right back where we started.” – Carrie
“Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment.” – Carrie
“There are very few things this New Yorker loves as much as Sunday brunch. You can sleep until noon and still get eggs anywhere in the city, alcohol is often included with the meal, and Sunday is the one day a week you get the single woman’s sports pages: the New York Times wedding section.” – Carrie
“We’re not barren, we’re reproductively challenged!” – Charlotte
“The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual male spawned in Manhattan as the result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theatre and antique furniture.” – Carrie
“He only has one ball and I have a lazy ovary. In what twisted world does that create a baby? It’s like the Special Olympics of conception!” – Miranda
“It took me a really long time to get here, but I’m here. Carrie, you’re the one.” – Big (Awwww)
Glitter and Grapes 